) Who always drives his customers away? 2) What is the longest word in the English language? 3) Why is the letter E so important? 4) Where can you always find money? 5) What has ears but can not hear? 6) What has arms but can not hug? 7) What month do soldiers hate? 8) What clothing is always sad? 9) Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 10) What makes opening piano so hard? 11) What has nothing but a head and a tail? 12) Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? 13) How do we know the ocean is friendly? 14) Which can move faster, heat or cold? 15) What key does not lock the door? 16) Where does June come before May? 17) Why is the letter A similar to 12 o’clock? 18) What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years? 19) What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? 20) What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs or head? 21) What has a head and a foot but no body? 22) Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 23) What has three hands but only one face? 24) Where is the best place to store food? 25) Which can you keep after giving it to your friend? 26) What is it that was the past of tomorrow and the future of yesterday? 27) What belongs only to you but it is used more by others than by yourself? 28) When I eat, I live but when I drink, I die. Who am I? 29) What increases but never decreases? 30) They travel all over the world but end up in one corner. What are they? 31) Which months have the 28th day? 32) What will make more noise in your house than a dog? 33) What are the two things that people never eat before breakfast? 34) What is higher without a head than with a head? 35) I’ ve four legs. I live in Africa. I’m big and gray. I live in the river. 36) I’m a large mammal. I live in the woods. I’ve fur. I stand up and growl when I’m angry. 37) Out in the field, I talk too much. In the house, I make much noise, but when at the table I’m quiet. 38) I hiss. I can be poisonous. I’m long. I’ve a forked tongue. 39) I eat vegetables. I can run fast. I can be a pet. I’ve long ears. 40) I can swim and dive. I’ve two legs. I’ve wings. I quack 41) I eat insects. I live in the pond. I can hop. I’m green. 42) If I sit down I’m high; if I stand up I’m low. 43) I’ ve four legs. You can ride me. I’ve tusks. I’ve a long nose. 44) I’m ever eating garbage and waste 45) I eat other animals. I’ve a big mouth. I’m green. I live in the water 46) I’m small. I can be scary. I’ve eight legs. I spin the web. 47) I don’t wear a hat. Or fly like a bat. My name rhymes with flat 48) I live in Africa. I’m yellow and brown. I eat leaves. I’ve a long neck. 49) I swim in a lake. While asleep and awake. My name rhymes with dish 50) What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? 51) I’m not alive, but I have 5 fingers. What am I? 52) A girl was ten or her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible? 53) Feed me and I live. Yet give me a drink and I die. What am I? 54) People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I? 55) If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have? 56) What letter of the alphabet is an insect? 57) What letter is a part of the head? 58) What letter is a drink? 59) What letter is a body of water? 60) What letter is a pronoun like “you”? 61) What letter is a vegetable? 62) What letter is an exclamation? 63) What letter is a European bird? 64) What letter is looking for causes ? 65) What four letters frighten a thief? 66) What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years? 67) Why is the letter “T” like an island ? 68) In what way can the letter “A” help a deaf lady? 69) Which is the loudest vowel? 70) What way are the letter “A” and “noon” alike?